Happiness...is a cold kiwi.
Simple.
The best stoner food is the easiest and most delicious.
Kiwis are good. Frozen kiwis are better. Everybody has a freezer and a spoon. Go buy a kiwi and put it in the freezer. It will keep for months.
When the mood strikes...
Ingredients
1 kiwi
Directions
Place kiwi in freezer. Before enjoying, take out of freezer and let sit at room temperature for ~10-15 minutes. Slice in half with a knife. Scoop out the frozen fruit flesh and let melt in mouth.
